How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
- Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
This girl on my soccer team oh man I don’t even know where to start. It’s like she never learned common decency! I understand that being honest is one thing but the way this girl goes about everything is so rude. It’s not okay to go up to a girl and tell her that you don’t think she should start because she doesn’t play well. Sitting next to you on the bench is just terrible. I asked you to stop talking because I did not want to hear you degrading our teammates. What kind of teammate are you if you go around saying negative things about everyone on the team. You have the worst attitude I have ever seen. You are so rude. You always complain about how people don’t let you finish what you are saying but you are the one that cuts other people off with your rude comments. You need to get your crap together.
Oh and that tweet… I don’t understand how you can be so ignorant. I know that tweet is about me. Honestly it could not be more obvious that it is about me. You might as well have tweeted at me you idiot. I can see your tweets you ignorant idiot.
- “You seriously f*****g bug me. Like shut the f**k up” How do you think the rest of the team feels about you? Your rude comments and terrible attitude are both getting on everyone’s nerves.
- “You haven’t f*****g been here” Oh man my bad that I have been injured for the past 2 months and haven’t been able to way hence my absence from the team. Do you really think there was anything that I could do about it? Do you think that I WANTED to be injured?
- “You should not be f*****g captain. Don’t say s**t to me” You know what I deserve to be captain unlike someone like you. You who puts down their teammates by degrading them and saying negative and rude comments to their faces. I will say what I believe should be said to you because I believe in protecting the integrity of our teammates unlike you. I will stand up to you to protect our teammates because I care for them. You are a terrible teammate. Instead of encouraging and supporting your teammates you put them down to make yourself feel better.
I don’t understand how someone can be so inconsiderate and uncaring. I really wish you would leave the team so our teammates, coaches, and I would not have to deal with your childish explosive attitude. You need to learn to control yourself. I just can’t deal with you anymore. To be honest I don’t think that you deserve any of my time anymore. You are such a waste of time. I don’t want to sound conceited but I KNOW that I am a better captain than you would ever be. That’s what keeps me saying anything to you because I know than I am better than that. I don’t want to start anything with you so I will just vent my thoughts here. All I can say to you though is grow up you child.
so after i saw the avengers
- these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
- girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
- girl 2: loki! duh!
- girl 1: uh no it was hulk
- girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
- girl 1: you're the weirdo!
- their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest
I honestly don’t know what I can do anymore. I am so frustrated and disappointed in myself. Coming back from injury is too difficult. I just feel like I suck so badly compared to everyone else. I feel slow. I feel like my foot skills suck. I feel like some idiot just running around on the soccer field with a huge ass brace on her leg. In my eyes I am just hopeless right now. I know it’s only been a week since I started playing again but even so I guess I just expected a lot more from myself. I was hoping that when I came back I would do better than I currently am doing. I don’t know if I’ll ever be the same as compared to before my injury. I just don’t know what to do. I want to lay in bed and cry out of frustration and disappointment because I sucking really badly at everything it seems like.
My cousin is absolutely gorgeous! I lahhhvvvv you (:

